yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I cockslap morals
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
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after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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