There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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