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So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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