Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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