Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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