dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I bet he comes in French.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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