his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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