One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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