I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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