i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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