Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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