What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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