and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Damn victory sex feels great
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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