They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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