Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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