Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!

(1-512): View more from Texas

well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number

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(706): View more from Georgia

I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.

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(207): View more from Maine

I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.

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