The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Life is so much better after having sex.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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