yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
If I die, sorry about rent.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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