Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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