i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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