I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
handjob tips. give me some.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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