his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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