quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
bring money and cleavage
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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