Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
i now understand why vodka
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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