don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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