why im i the only drunk person in the library?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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