So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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