A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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