One girl and one boy is just not enough.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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