Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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