i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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