you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize