You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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