Girls should come with a carfax report
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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