I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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