Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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