dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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