You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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