I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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