...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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