im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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