Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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