If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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