we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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