What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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