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my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
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highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Your penis caused this!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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