I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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