Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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