the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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