I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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