I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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