a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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